“Ink Bud! Are all proper nouns are capitalized?”
“Yes Daddy, except names of communist leaders. They’re not capitalists.”
“Thanks, as a computer coder, you think I’d be smart enough to know that. A least I’m pro grammer.”
“And at least your name is capitalized.”
“That’s right! YOU ESSAY! YOU ESSAY!”
“Okay Daddy, I can take a hint. I’ll get back to writing. But I’m so cold.
“Ink Bud, put on your windbreaker. You are surrounded by drafts!”